Twisties letter

Hi, I am writing to enquire about your limited edition cheeseburger twisties product. I highly enjoyed them but seem to be unable to locate them anywhere. I have tried just about everything and have been greatly disheartened by my lack of success. I am hoping to hear that you plan to make this flavour permanent so I will never have to feel like this again. I wait with baited breathe for your reply hoping that I will soon get to enjoy another joyous experience of cheeseburger flavoured twistie product once more. I yearn for it's mustard and pickley goodness. I long for the day my taste bud and the cheeseburger twistie are reunited once more, forever. It kills me to think that I have tasted them for the last time. Without them my life will be incomplete.